To me, this is the middle of spring break because my nephew and younger brother are now out of school for the week. so, when you hear spring break what is the first thing that comes to mind? well to most it means party, party, party...but how about this, spend some time with family and friends and go on a trip together. me, i'm in my hometown in mexico with my dad and my cousin visting family because i don't get to see them everyday and they wanted to see how my belly is growing. speaking of the belly, today i am at week 24 day 3 and my little girl is actively kicking and moving around in her temporary room. people who've had more than one child tell me that i look small compared to when they were pregnant, WELL DOI!!! this is my first child i'm not going to be as big as someone who's body has already gone through something like this because my body is not "stretched" or has the experience of having a little one being it's occupant lol. Point is when you have time to spend with family, you should hang out with them because you never know when you'll lose someone and maybe regret not spending enough time with them while they were around.
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Do something fun/funny to make yourself smile
There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to have a day to smile at random things in life that you see or that you do. Try one of these little jokes but please be smart and only do something that wont get you in trouble of any kind.
1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
5) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
8) Press 'LOL!' if you like British people 4 their accent 'WAT?!' 4 their jokes, done 4 way they look!
9) Go to pet smart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
10) Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to burger king.
11) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
12) Go jump on a random guy's back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
13) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
15) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped from prison!".
16) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid Pokémon.
17) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
18) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
19) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
20) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
21) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
22) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
23) go in a Dressing room at Wal-Mart, and yell “OH NO, There's any toilet paper left!”
24) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
25) Go to Wal-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
26) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, and then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
27) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
28) Find a random person on a bench; sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
29) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!”
30) Go to mc. Donald’s and ask for fries without the potatoes.
31) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
32) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everything’s normal.
33) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
34) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
35) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
36) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
37) Go to a horror movie and when everyone’s quiet scream as loud as you can... see who jumps.
38) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
39) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
40) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
41) Go to McDonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
42) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.
43) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!”
44) Buy a package of fish brings it to the vet and screams its dead!
45) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upset that they killed him.
46) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
47) Walk into an elevator. When someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!"
48) Hide in a clothing rack in Wal-Mart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
49) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no toilet paper in here!!!"
50) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
51) Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
52) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
53) Hide in the clothing rack at Wal-Mart and yell when someone walks by, "PICK ME!!!!"
54) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
55) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
56) Mail a doughnut to the police officers.
57) Walk into a gun show and yell has got a gun.
58) Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
59) Go to weight watchers with a bag of cookies.
60) Make a bunch of LOST PET posters for your pet brother, and see how many people actually call you
61) Hide in one of your cupboards and when someone opens it shout, "Welcome to Narnia!"
62) get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
63) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in Wal-Mart.
64) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" "I Won! I Won!"
65) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
66) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.
67) Call a telephone company and ask them if they want to buy a telephone.
68) Buy a pet fish...return the bag/tank it came in without the fish and say it tasted good...
69) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
70) Sell your half-eaten baked potato on e-bay, see how many people offer, lolls.
71) Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal.
72) When in an elevator with only one other person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
73) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to burger king.
74) In a mall shout "hey pervert" and count how many people turn around.
75) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Wal-Mart and buy a cartful of bananas.
76) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
77) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.
78) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
79) Go to Wal-Mart; find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE! IT’S A MIRACLE".
80) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been face booked!"
81) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.
82) Go to a restaurant and ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
83) Follow a random person around and spay everything they touch with disinfectant.
84) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85) Go on American idol and sing SpongeBob songs.
86) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
87) Go to the store, buy a HUGE diaper, then go up to someone and say you dropped this.
88) Go to Wal-Mart and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!”
89) Go into a public place fully clothed and shout, "no-one look I’m naked!"
90) Go to a library, sit really close to someone with a book and say "I can't read."
91) Put a warlike talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by.
92) Use an ATM and when the money comes out shout "I Won, I Won!"
93) Tie a balloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
94) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we going to kill him or what?”
95) Stand in front of a Chinese restaurant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
96) Go to Wal-Mart and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
97) When you’re at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
98) Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!”
99) Buy Bird seed and ask how long it will take for your birds to grow.
100) Go onto a golf course with an air horn and blow it every time someone’s about to hit the ball.
1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
5) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
8) Press 'LOL!' if you like British people 4 their accent 'WAT?!' 4 their jokes, done 4 way they look!
9) Go to pet smart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
10) Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to burger king.
11) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
12) Go jump on a random guy's back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
13) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
15) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped from prison!".
16) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid Pokémon.
17) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
18) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
19) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
20) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
21) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
22) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
23) go in a Dressing room at Wal-Mart, and yell “OH NO, There's any toilet paper left!”
24) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
25) Go to Wal-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
26) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, and then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
27) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
28) Find a random person on a bench; sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
29) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!”
30) Go to mc. Donald’s and ask for fries without the potatoes.
31) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
32) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everything’s normal.
33) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
34) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
35) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
36) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
37) Go to a horror movie and when everyone’s quiet scream as loud as you can... see who jumps.
38) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
39) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
40) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
41) Go to McDonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
42) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.
43) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!”
44) Buy a package of fish brings it to the vet and screams its dead!
45) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upset that they killed him.
46) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
47) Walk into an elevator. When someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!"
48) Hide in a clothing rack in Wal-Mart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
49) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no toilet paper in here!!!"
50) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
51) Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
52) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
53) Hide in the clothing rack at Wal-Mart and yell when someone walks by, "PICK ME!!!!"
54) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
55) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
56) Mail a doughnut to the police officers.
57) Walk into a gun show and yell has got a gun.
58) Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
59) Go to weight watchers with a bag of cookies.
60) Make a bunch of LOST PET posters for your pet brother, and see how many people actually call you
61) Hide in one of your cupboards and when someone opens it shout, "Welcome to Narnia!"
62) get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
63) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in Wal-Mart.
64) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" "I Won! I Won!"
65) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
66) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.
67) Call a telephone company and ask them if they want to buy a telephone.
68) Buy a pet fish...return the bag/tank it came in without the fish and say it tasted good...
69) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
70) Sell your half-eaten baked potato on e-bay, see how many people offer, lolls.
71) Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal.
72) When in an elevator with only one other person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
73) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to burger king.
74) In a mall shout "hey pervert" and count how many people turn around.
75) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Wal-Mart and buy a cartful of bananas.
76) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
77) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.
78) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
79) Go to Wal-Mart; find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE! IT’S A MIRACLE".
80) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been face booked!"
81) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.
82) Go to a restaurant and ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
83) Follow a random person around and spay everything they touch with disinfectant.
84) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85) Go on American idol and sing SpongeBob songs.
86) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
87) Go to the store, buy a HUGE diaper, then go up to someone and say you dropped this.
88) Go to Wal-Mart and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!”
89) Go into a public place fully clothed and shout, "no-one look I’m naked!"
90) Go to a library, sit really close to someone with a book and say "I can't read."
91) Put a warlike talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by.
92) Use an ATM and when the money comes out shout "I Won, I Won!"
93) Tie a balloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
94) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we going to kill him or what?”
95) Stand in front of a Chinese restaurant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
96) Go to Wal-Mart and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
97) When you’re at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
98) Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!”
99) Buy Bird seed and ask how long it will take for your birds to grow.
100) Go onto a golf course with an air horn and blow it every time someone’s about to hit the ball.
Life’s a challenge, don’t let it keep you down!
I may not be "old and wise" like a lot of people who tell you that life is short and you need to make the best out of a bad situation…hell, I’m not even out of my 20’s yet and I won’t be for a few more years. HOWEVER I will say this: life is way too short to worry about the negativity that might surround your life. You will get hit with challenges that you feel you won’t be able to handle on your own and you know what? That’s ok because there’s a huge chance that you won’t have to face them alone. For example, I am pregnant with a little girl, I am not married or engaged (and neither will happen anytime soon), and things between me and the father are just plain…let’s just say that it’s best he and I stay away from each other. When I found out I was pregnant, I was terrified and cried myself to sleep every single night because of the guilt I felt, guilt because I feel like I let my dad down and most likely made him think that he failed as a parent to prevent me getting in a situation like this. Now that some time has passed and I am about 16 weeks away from having my little girl, I’ve accepted the fact that I am going to be a mother and, as much as I wish her father and I could somewhat get along it’s not going to happen. It wasn’t until 3 weeks ago that I was truly happy, excited and mentally prepared to have this child because of all the support from my friends and family and also because after losing my mom almost a year ago (4/28/12), there’s been a hole in my heart and in my dad’s (as well as the rest of our family but mostly us it seems) and hearing the news that baby is a baby girl is helping us get through the days a little better.
Every mother out there can tell you that having that first child is one of the biggest challenges in a woman’s life but that’s a perfect example of something that someone doesn’t have to deal with on their own. I wish I could say I knew what a man’s biggest challenge in life is but I can’t because from most guys that I’ve been with I haven’t really been able to see anything that they can relate to, unless of course their biggest challenge is hoping that they are able to provide their families with the things they need or hope to have that chance. I don’t know, so if there are any guys who would like to share a “big challenge in life” thought go for it.
Yes there are some things that we get help with when it comes to life, but there are some things that we need to learn to do on our own. In most cases these things are the ones that will, in one way or another, be life changing either for the better or worse and you can’t let someone else influence you to make a choice because later on you might realize that it’s not something that you wanted but will be too late to change what happens next to fit in to your life the way you’d want it to.
My point is that regardless of what your situation is, be it being bullied because of your weight, sexuality, religion, or pregnancy, the loss of a loved one, or any other struggle in your life you can’t let it take over you. What you should do is find a friend or family member(s) that you can trust and talk to because it’s not good to keep everything bottled in and feel alone. You got to live life to the fullest and enjoy everything that you do because you never know when you might lose the chance to do something that you’ve wanted to do/try. Don’t let bullies make you feel afraid because chances are that they have something going on in their own lives that they aren’t happy about so they take it out on their victims. GET UP AND DUST YOURSELF OFF EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO, anyone can do it if they really want it so don’t ever let anyone convince you that you can’t.
Every mother out there can tell you that having that first child is one of the biggest challenges in a woman’s life but that’s a perfect example of something that someone doesn’t have to deal with on their own. I wish I could say I knew what a man’s biggest challenge in life is but I can’t because from most guys that I’ve been with I haven’t really been able to see anything that they can relate to, unless of course their biggest challenge is hoping that they are able to provide their families with the things they need or hope to have that chance. I don’t know, so if there are any guys who would like to share a “big challenge in life” thought go for it.
Yes there are some things that we get help with when it comes to life, but there are some things that we need to learn to do on our own. In most cases these things are the ones that will, in one way or another, be life changing either for the better or worse and you can’t let someone else influence you to make a choice because later on you might realize that it’s not something that you wanted but will be too late to change what happens next to fit in to your life the way you’d want it to.
My point is that regardless of what your situation is, be it being bullied because of your weight, sexuality, religion, or pregnancy, the loss of a loved one, or any other struggle in your life you can’t let it take over you. What you should do is find a friend or family member(s) that you can trust and talk to because it’s not good to keep everything bottled in and feel alone. You got to live life to the fullest and enjoy everything that you do because you never know when you might lose the chance to do something that you’ve wanted to do/try. Don’t let bullies make you feel afraid because chances are that they have something going on in their own lives that they aren’t happy about so they take it out on their victims. GET UP AND DUST YOURSELF OFF EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO, anyone can do it if they really want it so don’t ever let anyone convince you that you can’t.
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