There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to have a day to smile at random things in life that you see or that you do. Try one of these little jokes but please be smart and only do something that wont get you in trouble of any kind.
1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
5) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
8) Press 'LOL!' if you like British people 4 their accent 'WAT?!' 4 their jokes, done 4 way they look!
9) Go to pet smart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
10) Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to burger king.
11) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
12) Go jump on a random guy's back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
13) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
15) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped from prison!".
16) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid Pokémon.
17) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
18) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
19) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
20) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
21) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
22) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
23) go in a Dressing room at Wal-Mart, and yell “OH NO, There's any toilet paper left!”
24) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
25) Go to Wal-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
26) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, and then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
27) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
28) Find a random person on a bench; sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
29) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!”
30) Go to mc. Donald’s and ask for fries without the potatoes.
31) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
32) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everything’s normal.
33) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
34) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
35) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
36) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
37) Go to a horror movie and when everyone’s quiet scream as loud as you can... see who jumps.
38) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
39) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
40) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
41) Go to McDonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
42) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.
43) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!”
44) Buy a package of fish brings it to the vet and screams its dead!
45) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upset that they killed him.
46) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
47) Walk into an elevator. When someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!"
48) Hide in a clothing rack in Wal-Mart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
49) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no toilet paper in here!!!"
50) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
51) Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
52) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
53) Hide in the clothing rack at Wal-Mart and yell when someone walks by, "PICK ME!!!!"
54) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
55) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
56) Mail a doughnut to the police officers.
57) Walk into a gun show and yell has got a gun.
58) Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
59) Go to weight watchers with a bag of cookies.
60) Make a bunch of LOST PET posters for your pet brother, and see how many people actually call you
61) Hide in one of your cupboards and when someone opens it shout, "Welcome to Narnia!"
62) get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
63) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in Wal-Mart.
64) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" "I Won! I Won!"
65) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
66) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.
67) Call a telephone company and ask them if they want to buy a telephone.
68) Buy a pet fish...return the bag/tank it came in without the fish and say it tasted good...
69) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
70) Sell your half-eaten baked potato on e-bay, see how many people offer, lolls.
71) Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal.
72) When in an elevator with only one other person, stare at them and breathe heavily.
73) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to burger king.
74) In a mall shout "hey pervert" and count how many people turn around.
75) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Wal-Mart and buy a cartful of bananas.
76) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
77) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.
78) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
79) Go to Wal-Mart; find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE! IT’S A MIRACLE".
80) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been face booked!"
81) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.
82) Go to a restaurant and ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
83) Follow a random person around and spay everything they touch with disinfectant.
84) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85) Go on American idol and sing SpongeBob songs.
86) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
87) Go to the store, buy a HUGE diaper, then go up to someone and say you dropped this.
88) Go to Wal-Mart and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!”
89) Go into a public place fully clothed and shout, "no-one look I’m naked!"
90) Go to a library, sit really close to someone with a book and say "I can't read."
91) Put a warlike talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by.
92) Use an ATM and when the money comes out shout "I Won, I Won!"
93) Tie a balloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
94) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we going to kill him or what?”
95) Stand in front of a Chinese restaurant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
96) Go to Wal-Mart and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
97) When you’re at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
98) Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!”
99) Buy Bird seed and ask how long it will take for your birds to grow.
100) Go onto a golf course with an air horn and blow it every time someone’s about to hit the ball.
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